The Ben Linus & John Locke Show is All Go

OK the title's a bit misleading, but LOST fans - especially those of Michael Emerson and Terry O'Quinn's characters - will be happy to know they're going to be back together on the small screen in a yet-to-be-titled show from J.J. Abrams! Described as a "comedic drama" where they'll be playing former black ops agents, the show's been picked up by NBC for a pilot. It sounds all a bit novelty/cash-in/in-jokey right now, but I'm ready to be surprised.

Other LOST-related matters:

• Yesterday was the 6-year anniversay of the show's pilot debuting on TV.
• The final season is now available to reserve on our site (as is the ill-fated FlashForwards, which failed at filling LOST's proverbial shoes).
• NBC's new post-LOST conspiracy show The Event debuted in the US earlier this week to mixed reviews (I'm gonna watch it anyway).
  
• I know I said I wasn't going to post anymore about LOST, but such is the legacy of this show... "just when you think you're out, they pull you back in" and so forth.
  

Female Ninja Magic

Sometimes when you have nothing to blog about, no inspiration, no motivation, all you need is a bizarre Japanese video featuring ninjas and vagina bubbles to get you back into swing of things... WARNING: possibly not safe for work, and definitely not for kids, but there is no nudity or anything, just pure out-of-context random strangeness.

In Cinemas This Week

Animal Kingdom - (Pick of the Week) Note-perfect Australian family crime-drama, about the coming of age of the youngest member of Melbourne's Cody family, notorious for their history of petty blue-collar crime. Insightful, well-realised characters and a tight, brilliant script keep this from steering off into familiar territory. Especially impressive is newcomer James Frenchville as the young Joshua and veteran Ben Mendlesohn (Idiot Box) in a spectacular virtuoso performance, as Andrew 'Pope' Cody, the most extreme low-life of the family. Also featuring Guy Pearce (The Hard Word) and directed by David Michod, this was one of the sleeper hits of this year's New Zealand International Film Festival.

Despicable Me - Criminal mastermind, Gru (Steve Carell - Date Night), has the world at his feet - he is launching his greatest plan to take all of the major landmarks and hold them to ransom. When he mistakenly kidnaps three little orphan girls, who just want a father, things start to go wrong and he forms an attachment to the children that threatens his plans for world domination. Featuring heaps of great voice talent: Russell Brand (Forgetting Sarah Marshall), Julie Andrews (The Sound of Music), Will Arnett (Arrested Development), Kristen Wiig (Whip It). Looks like fun and something a little different from Dreamworks Animation. (Also in 3D)

Grown Ups - Is it just me or are plot-lines getting dumber and casting getting lazier in comedies these days? Adam Sandler, Salma Hayek, Chris Rock, Kevin James, Maria Bello, Steve Buscemi, Rob Schneider and David Spade team up as 80s classmates (ugh) who are united by the death of their old college basketball coach. Lots of reminiscing and bad 80s fashion follow there after. Looks like a train-wreck waiting to happen.

I'm Still Here - Speaking of train-wrecks, this documentary slice-of-life looks to be one of the most unsettling, bizarre and down-right crazy of the year. Casey Affleck follows notorious on-again-off-again celebrity Jaquin Phoenix through his alleged retirement, into exploring a career as a rapper and over the brink of sanity. Apparently contains a lot of full frontal male nudity and a certain scene that is probably too gross to write here. Caused quite a buzz at its premiere at The Toronto Film Festival recently, where people were debating the legitimacy of the material. This looks so damn bizarre, I suspect its probably all true.

Mother & Child - A common thread of adoption weaves through the lives of three women in this intense looking drama from Roderigo Garcia (Six Feet Under). Featuring a pretty great ensemble cast: Annette Bening, Naomi Watts, Jimmy Smits an, surprisingly, Samuel L Jackson. Looks pretty heartbreaking and densely populated with interesting characters.

The Sorcerer's Apprentice - "Balthazar Blake (Nicolas Cage) is a master sorcerer in modern-day Manhattan trying to defend the city from his arch-nemesis, Maxim Horvath (Alfred Molina). Balthazar can't do it alone, so he recruits Dave Stutler (Jay Baruchel), a seemingly average guy who demonstrates hidden potential, as his reluctant protégé. The sorcerer gives his unwilling accomplice a crash course in the art and science of magic, and together, these unlikely partners work to stop the forces of darkness. It'll take all the courage Dave can muster to survive his training, save the city and get the girl as he becomes The Sorcerer's Apprentice." - from imdb.com

Inside Mad Men

The latest issue of Rolling Stone has an excellent collection of snaps from behind the scenes of Mad Men. It's really interesting to see all the actors out of character, and with the camera crew present - it shows you how brilliantly crafted, painstakingly designed and hermetically sealed the world the show creates is: the slightest anachronistic detail feels jarring, like a stab in the eye almost... I particularly like this candid shot of Elizabeth Moss (Peggy) and Robert Morse (Cooper) together:

In Cinemas This Week

Exit Through The Gift Shop - (Pick of the Week) Graffiti art genius and controversial art provocateur, Banksy, takes to directing in this compelling puzzle-box of a film that may or may not be a complete outright lie. Obsessive documentary maker Theirry Guetta tries to document the general street art scene and soon falls in with Banksy and his crowd. Banksy, however, is unimpressed with his efforts and provokes Guetta to make some art of his own, turning the whole idea of how a documentary should work on its head. Are we being toyed with by a master craftsman, is this an elaborate art prank in and of itself, or is this simply a verite glimpse into a mad world of art eating its own pretensions? See it and decide for yourself, when this fascinating documentary opens this week.

A Prophet - French crime-drama about a young prison inmate who becomes a kingpin of the Cosican mob from his prison cell. Has been winning awards at major film festivals all over the globe, but don't expect this to be some Tarantino-inspired crime caper, this is a dark anxiety, yet a powerful piece of storytelling with a very bleak outlook on the world. From Jacques Audiard, the director of The Beat My Heart Skipped and Read My Lips.

Centurion - Neill Marshall (The Descent, Doomsday) returns with this big-budget epic looking story of the Roman conquest of Britian in the 2nd Century BC. Quintius Dias (Inglourious Basterds' Michael Fassbender) must lead a group of soldiers to rescue a general (Dominic West - The Wire) who has been held captive by a Pict tribe. The general is soon murdered however and the soldiers must run for their lives from the hellbent revenge filled leader of the Pict (Olga Kurylenko - Quantum of Solace). The trailer looks extremely trashy and the style looks like another over-the-top 300 clone, but this could be a cool popcorn action epic to see on Saturday night!

I Am Love - Epic drama about an Italian family who must face change head-on. The Recchi's family patriarch, Eduardo Snr. (Gabriele Ferzetti - Once Upon A Time In The West) has decided to pass on the reigns of his multi-million dollar company by splitting the control between his son Tancredi (Pippo Delbono) and grandson Edo (Flavio Parenti). Edo has aspirations a a restaurateur, however, and tries to break from his grandfather's wishes, leading to a rift in the family. Also, featuring Tilda Swinton (Orlando, The Lion The Witch & The Wardrobe) as Tancredi's loving attentive Russian wife.

The Runaways - Musical "rock chick" bio-pic about 70s band "The Runaways" and especially focused on lead singer Cherie Currie (Dakota Fanning - War of the Worlds), based on her biography. Also featuring Kirsten Stewart (Adventureland) as female rock icon Joan Jett. Has been winning accolades for its rich texture, fascinating performances and excellent attention to details of the period. Written and directed by debut director Floria Sigismondi.

Random Stuff #8

In Cinemas This Week

The Expendables - (Pick of the Week) Testosterone-fuelled badassery is on overdrive this week with the opening of this much anticipated old-school influenced action fight-fest written and directed by Sylvester Stallone (Rocky Balboa, Rambo). With a cast of some of the top action movie talent - Stallone, Jason Statham (Crank), Jet Li (Hero), Mickey Rourke (The Wrestler), Dolph Lundgren (Universal Soldier), Steve Austin (The Condemned) - and cameos from a whole bunch of greats of the genre as well - Bruce Willis (Die Hard), Terry Crews (Gamer), and even Arnold Schwarzenegger (The Terminator). With Eric Roberts (The Dark Knight) as the evil island dictator bad guy. With some awesome set-pieces, gratuitous explosions, all of the actors doing their own stunts and regularly going toe-to-toe in some pretty brutal fight sequences, this is my pick for Action Film of the Year!

Going The Distance - Oh no. More insipid American Rom-com boredom. (Can you tell this is a genre I don't like much?) This time real-life on-again off-again couple Justin Long (Drag Me To Hell) and Drew Barrymore (Fifty First Dates) play thirty-somethings who fall for each other on a summer holiday and begin a whirlwind romance. After the vacation has ended they realise they still have feelings for each other and try to keep the flame alive from different cities. I'm not even going to say "hilarity ensues", because it probably won't, because this just looks and sounds dull and uninspiring.

Peaceful Times - "In this German comedy-drama, Irene and Dieter have fled '60s East Berlin with their three children for a better life in the West. Irene can’t shake the Eastern Bloc mindset: craving conformity and living in constant dread of catastrophe, in general, and a Russian military invasion, in particular. As seen by her two matter-of-fact little girls she’s a lovely, mesmerizing bundle of nerves – and something of a responsibility. Dad Dieter meanwhile is crazy for the swinging Western ways. Observing the growing rift, their two little girls plan the divorce – another novel freedom – they believe will make everyone happier." (Source: World Cinema Showcase).

The Human Centipede (First Sequence) - Extreme gross-out cinema really does not get any more extreme or gross than this. From the demented mind of Tom Six. Crazed reclusive mad scientist Dr Heiter (Dieter Laser) exacts revenge on the world that has shunned him by attaching three healthy humans together mouth to... uh... I'm sure you can figure it out from the picture above. Fresh from the New Zealand International Film Festival where it shocked many, this is returning for a strictly limited season across the country thanks to Incredibly Strange and Flicks.co.nz.

Tomorrow, When The War Began - Based on the well-known series of "kidult" novels of the same name by Australian author John Marsden, this big screen adaptation has been impressing those already familiar with the story. A bunch of underdog teens find that Australia has been invaded by a foreign power and they must fight to survive and find their families. They'd rather go down fighting than let their loved ones be taken hostage and this makes them a formidable force as a team. To be followed by several sequels as there is much ground to be covered from the world of Marsden's novels.