Sheen It All Before

So much crazy stuff has happened in Charlie Sheen's life recently I'm not even sure where to start (try AV Club's detailed Sheen update here if you need to catch up), but any doubts that the guy has really gone off the rails is erased in this interview with ABC's Andrea Canning. His "bi-winning" quote is priceless, as is his assertion that his partying makes "Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards look like droopy armless children". But the Two and a Half Men star claims he's clean now and isn't going to relapse, though I'm more certain he's going to be joining Mel Gibson and Linsday Lohan in celeb-scandal purgatory.